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Lol....that's ok star......I'll give wet a break........wonder woman must be around here somewhere......lol

welllllllllllllllllll as for my crocs DONT you dare touch them
I wrote Santa & told what you plan to do Miss Ava

Every Perv down in Perville liked Pervsmas a lot …
But the Starch, who lived just north of PV, did NOT!
The Starch hated Pervsmas! The whole Pervy season!
Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his balls weren't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his cock cage was too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his dick was two sizes too small ...

Whatever the reason, His balls or his cock,
He stood there on Pervsmas Eve, hating them lot,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, pervless frown,
At the hot chicks in the windows below in chat town.
For he knew every Perv down in Pervsville beneath,
Was busy now, rubbing one out with the chief.

"And they're wanking in stockings!" he snarled with a sneer,
"Tomorrow is Pervsmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Starch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop women from coming!"
For Tomorrow, he knew, all the perv chicks and boys,
Would wake bright and early. To use batteried toys!

And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise!
Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's one thing he hated! The NOISE!
Orgasm NOISE!
Then the Pervs, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
Feasting on pussy and roosters they’ll FEAST!
FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!

They would feast on Perv-manglue, and rare a Perv-roast beast. (Judas that is)
Which was something the Starch couldn't stand in the least!
And THEN They'd do something He liked least of all!
Every Perv down in Perville, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Pervmas balls clinging.
They'd slap hand-in-cock. And the Pervs would start singing!
They'd sing! of their thing! And they'd SING
In sex swings!
And the more the Starch thought of this Perv PervsmasSing,
The more the Starch thought, "I must stop this perv thing!"

"Why, for sixty long years I've put up with it now!"
"I MUST stop these pervs from cuming! But HOW?"

Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
THE Starch GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" The Starch laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Pervy Claus extender and coat.
And he chuckled, like cuckolds, "What a great Pervless trick!"
"With this wang and this coat, I look as big as ol’ Nick!"

"All I need is a Domme…” The Starch looked around.
But, since Domme’s are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Starch? No! The Starch simply said,
"If I can't find a Domme, I’ll ask Jane instead!"
So he called his girl, Jane. Then he called a red head,
And he tied a big rope at his base not the head.
THEN He loaded some clamps on his empty old sack,
Made a ramshackle lay, As he bitched bout his crack.

Then the Starch said, "Giddap!" Is my safe word, you down?"
"This is fuck number one," the old Starchy Clamped hissed,
And he climbed to his knees and braced for Jane's fist.
Then he slid down the bed and felt a tight fart.
But, if Jane could do this, then so could the Starch.
It got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
But she stuck her arm further and caused his man glue.
Then Jane took her stockings, tied his nards in a bow.
"These stockings," he grinned, "are a first thing ya know?!"

Then he shivered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
'Round the whole room, showing off to those present!
I’m a bitch! And a sissy! A cross dressing plum!
Meaner! Leaner! Up the corn with your thumbs!

Begging stuffed like a bag!. Then the Starch, very simply,
Licked all the weiners, cum by cum on his chinbly
Then he slunk to the toy box. And he licked the pervs feet!
He took the Perv-fisting! He licked all of the feet!
He cleaned out for anal as quick as a flash.
Why, that Starch even took the best mod up his ass!

Then he stuffed his mouth full of Madd(ness) with glee.
"And NOW!" grinned the Starch, "I will stuff up a tree!”
And the Starch grabbed the tree, and he started to shove,
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small crowd
Little CG, and Lyns, and Norty were wowed.
The Starch had been caught by this Modly Perv gaggle,
Who'd got out of bed to find his wang draggled.
They stared at the Starch and said, “Starchy Butt, why,”
"Why are you stuffing the tree up there? WHY?"

But, you know, that old Starch wasn’t smart he’s a dick.
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little ladies,” the rude Penishead lied,
"There's a light on this tree that my asshole won’t hide."
"So I'm taking it in to my bowels, my dears”
"I'll screw it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
So he pushed and and he prodded until half a foot
Was stuck up his ass, with some ashes and soot
The shocking thing wasn’t the three feet that couldn’t
But what really terrified was the glass balls that shouldn’t
But he stuck it all up there the way Bizz described
It didn’t look easy, but he poked and he pried.
And then it occurred to him, and all others.
What dinner he’d had, at Taco Bell with his brothers.

And the Starch, with his starch-butt ice cold filled with snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?"
Thenout it came with ribbons! It came out with tags!
"It came out with packages, boxes and bags!"
And he farted three hours, till his asshole was sore.

Then the Starch thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Pervsmas,” he thought, "doesn't come from a forum.”
"Maybe Pervsmas…perhaps...means a little bit more then!”
And what happened then? Well...in Pervsville they say,
That the Starch’s small cock Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his cock cage didn't feel quite so tight,
He jizzed with his load through at the camera so bright,
And he brought back the tree! And the damaged cock feast!
And he, HE HIMSELF! The Starch gave up anal, in public at least!


Merry Christmas to all….All the pervs and pervettes.
This year’s poem is less personal, and yet
My heart is full of love for y’all near and far. (Even Minnie Mouse)
And I’ll take just a moment to remember one more…

I miss you Gary.

…………………………………………..who we all know came for his daily dose of rejection, a pervs perv…. Rest in Peace.

Bravo! And thank you Ava!

Great Job Ava!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Already looking forward to next years poem.

: )

Ava, you are our creative genius! Always a delight to read your poems. I’m glad I let you have that side of our brain. Luvs ya.

LOLOLOL
i want siri to read it for me
how'd you do that?

A very awesome poem my avaa darlin, always thinking of others before urself, Hope You have a Great Christmas and very Happy New year my Lovely one.. and may all of the Pervs and Pervettes of our 2nd home the Chats have a Wonderous Merry Christmas too and a Glorious New Year..... :- ))

holds up mistletoe

Mistletoe...sneaks in for a long wet kiss