Note to self do more yoga before sex
note to self do more sex before yoga
I will teach you to be a 🥨 chance
The Crane...…..
While doing a woman doggy style, the man grabs her arms and pulls them back lifting her in the air(appearing to look like a crane). He then procedds to swing her around the room knocking things to the ground and running her into walls, TV, dresser, CD's etc.. Unlike the wrecking ball you do not have to leave a hole in the wall.
The drinking will come in handy if they want to do the golden showers
☂️ Im holding my brully up 😂
the pretzel... sitting close to a person, side-by-side, but facing opposite directions, and interlocking one arm each to form a pretzel... and wanking her as she wanks you
the pretzel dog... during sex, she does a headstand in the pretzel position (crossing your legs like a pretzel) While he preforms butt sex to the headstanding person. Before taking part in this act, you may cover your bodies in salt but whothefuck would do that
BWL omfg
Eh seasalt? Rocksalt? fleur de sel or just plain kitchensalt I need ta know
Lmfao Chance, the salted pretzel