What do you do with old sex toys   Reply to topic

I've heard that a well-concealing bag, tied shut, taken to a dumpster behind some small shopping center, at a time there's not much traffic, and you can hoist that bad boy out the car window and into the open dumpster, just might work. I was told this by a friend who might have been a little too vigorous with a new toy. Sounds like it would work, though.

Oh stars. I had a friend in Wisconsin who broke three in the first six months.
But—- there was communal dumpsters so garbage was easy. For my friend ya know ?

Ps. Drive by toss. Check☑️

Hummm, this sounds like a new business opportunity. A good retirement job. And since the weather is turning Cabana boy gig is slowing down.

Attention ladies. In a pickle trying to get rid of that limp pickle? Old toys cluttering up the nightstand? Need more room in the undies drawer? Too shy to let your garbage man know what takes place inside the house?

Just contact Jahoo's Used Toy Disposal today.

Confidential disposal always. Ecologically safe.

We collect all used toys and take them 5 miles offshore where we have our own private artificial reef. And the fish don't seem to mind the............um.

Well, it has been noted that is does cause a stir in some fish. Gets them all worked up to the point they start jumping into ladies bikini tops.

: )

Stars always seems to have a friend, wink wink, that does these naughty things sometimes, I would like to meet one of these friends, might be fun, wink wink… LMAO

Donate them to a thrift shop so some poor ladies can buy them so they can tell their BF to take a hike and not have too many kids.

i can't listen to bizz...remember he keeps his anal plug under the couch...for a cat toy

i'm calling for the dildo reef guy

I was going to suggest maybe the elves could fix them, but then I remembered Bubba's full name, before we were limited on length..."Bubba the sheep shagging vibrator repairman".

that reminds me of a story
a million years ago i was the office manager for a hearing center.
so mostly i saw old guys all day long that had worked in noisy environs...
i rarely saw the technicians...only the clients and audiologists.

but twice a year they'd have us all do staff training.

(gets to the point)
another office manager from one of the tacoma stores ...walks in with a bag.
technicians build the hearing aids yanno? ... so they are handy.
when the techs get in, (after meetings start)
she interrupts the trainer to say...
HEYYYYY....god you're late. I have my vibrator here, can you fix it?

HE DID!

I kinda liked the decorate the tree idea
but then of course Bizz's anal plug is gonna end up under the couch again
damn cats

You be surprised who would want them for their collection Squrtz, i'm trying to get a collection of panties from some of these sexxyy ladies here myself, just a lil fetish I have... and no Jane I don't want your big ass Granny bloomers...