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Ladies, have you ever dreamed of catching that perfect loser?
Do you fantasize about an unshaven slob, molding a permanent
indent into your couch, eating you out of house and home, and
accomplishing nothing more during the day than surfing porn or
facebook?

Well, look no more. I have it all. This old, fat, broken down
goat boasts a dead end job, an empty wallet, and the smallest
willy ever. Cranky in the morning and lazy all day, sometimes
I don't even shave. In fact, if mom had a basement, I'd live in
it. So what's not to love?

Now's the time ladies. Some of you have wished upon stars galore
that one day you'd meet that proverbial "other mouth to feed,"
that you could go about your day knowing no other woman (in her right
mind) would even think about setting her sights on your man...even
if he paid her. You know who you are. Hurry, before I am caught.

Fuck but you make me laff thats all worth it hahaha

See that was the objective...make a woman laugh WITHOUT pulling down my pants first.

look you are a riot!!!

I don't know, brown...maybe more like a low-level alley scuffle, but I'll take the compliment. Thanks ya. :)