The red Charmin bear or the blue Charmin bear.
Let me set the scene.
A case of beer. A pot of chili. A quarter oz of weed.
Does it really matter what kind of toilet paper you use or if you enjoy the go when you wipe fur? Blue fur? Red fur?
I prefer no fur.
OK, so I started on the weed before anything else.
From an American TV commercial. My apology to our European members
IF you had the chili you might wanna be nice on your fur or non existent fur…🌶️🌶️
This is more about red or blue fur. If you're willing to dye your fur....you would always have a place to live.
Is drinking a requirement before reading this, cause if so, that explains a lot. 😆
Weed and Beer and chilli
Charmin has different colors? lol
Not the toilet paper. They have a red bear and a blue bear selling the product.
Plus they have an easy tear edge because we all know how tough it can be to try an tear off the right amount;)