I kinda liked how short you are D! Perhaps even a few inches shorter would work....
We should test that out ..
Little behind on my responses here.
Jizzy, just one comment on the long stories.
You should know the why to the long stories. As a man ages, well, with each passing year you find that it takes just a little longer to get to the point. But in the end, as long as the point is well received..........everyone is a winner. : )