Male masterbator   Reply to topic

Hi yall
II am thinking of buying a FLESHLIGHT... Has any one tried one or have one.. If it's not the best what do yall reccomend...
Thanks

I found a real good deal on a used one. It's great once you get past the used part;)

LOL

stick to the hand dude, its so much better. even better get someone to give u a hand

My name is Tim. I am a male masturbator. Some might say that I am a Master male masturbator. Others may say I am the dick, not the manipulator of said same object. To them I say, "Blow me!" which is possible under the conditions this post was begat from. Now where was I. Oh, stick with the hand. I could have taken that statement through a million permutations of teenage and adult male humor and ended on a classy Rolling Stones note. I think not.

What is the artist without a brush? A baseball catcher without a catcher's mitt? A band leader without a little stick? Think of the Fleshlight as your instrument of creation, your dick's warm and safe harbor in a time of diseased and stormy seas (talkin' to you sailor). Most of all, think of it as a tool for your tool, so that the craftsman in you will always have a reason to explain why you have turned in a poor performance, yet again.

PS This isn't aimed at anyone. I would like to thank a pamphlet from Lowes and a 3 month old edition of the Onion. They were both there when I needed them most.

Tim is a man of many words lol

Good advice passive...As many GREAT toys there are for women.I don't believe the same can be said about toys for men. I once bought a toy for myself. The ad said it felt just like the real thing. I suppose that was true....If your thing is fucking a sponge.My advice to any guy is....Save your money and stick with your hand.

thanks... I think I will stay with the hand