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Almost St. Paddy;s day...

I'll start with (in a heavy irish brogue) There was a young lad named Perkin, Who was always jerkin his gerkin, his father said PERKIN stop jerkin yer gerkin, yer gerkin's fer ferkin not jerkin.

There was a young man from Boston,
who bought himself an Austin
There was room for his ass,
and one tank of gas
but his balls hung out and he lost them.

There was a young man from Nantucket,
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
As he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."

A nudist wearing three raisins
A masquerade prize was her goal
The judges said lookie
From the front she's a cookie
From the back she's a parker house roll