A little boy goes to his father and ask, "Daddy how was I Born?"
The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you were gonna find out anyway".
"Your mom and I first got together in an internet chat room."
"Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafé."
"We snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive."
"As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall."
"Since it was too late to hit the delete button, a little Pop-up window appeared nine months later that said,...
"YOU GOT MALE"
Giggling!