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A fraternity brother of mine lays claim to a very interesting story.
After graduating (he was pre-med) he ended up being very short on funds for med school. He went the way of many. He enlisted in the US Navy. They put him through med school in return for 5 years of his life.
He became a flight surgeon on the USS Enterprise. Of all of his stories, my favorite involves him giving flight physicals to pilots and flight crews.

He has also given those physicals to some famous people...like actors.
I had always wanted to know. Who had the tightest asshole?

Tom Cruise or Val Kilmer?

My friend knows but he isn't saying.