A Cop.... Thought this was a funny story   Reply to topic

A cop is out on patrol, and sees a car parked in the Local lovers lane, with the windows all steamed up.
He Knocks on the drivers window, and the guy inside rolls it down. The cop sees that there is a guy sitting in the front seat, fully clothed, and a girl in the back seat, fully clothed.
"What are you up to here, son ?"
"Well officer, I'm reading a magazine, as you can see"
"And what's she doing back there ?"
"I think she's playing a game on her phone."
"Have you been drinking tonight ?"
"No sir, I'm only 20"
"And how old is she ?"
The guy looks at his watch and says, "Sir, in about 11 minutes she"ll be eighteen."

Ok mj and Miss Jill.. the couple were in the car, her in back seat, him in front seat.. doing nothing because she wasn't 18 years old, she wasn't of Legal age here.. So he said there was 11 more minutes to go before she turned 18, legal age to fuck without him getting into truble… or in other words, never mind..... Lol

Well the story was here in USA mj, you have to be international in here, I am always like that here. have to be because of all these Canadian beauties here, because their right on my doorstep..

Well 17 is age where you can goto jail, 18 is legal age where they consider you an adult. You can join Arny or any service without parents consent. Twenty one is legal age to drink. And as soon as ur old enough to work you start paying taxes from your wages, to the government not to Trump, he is only one part of the government, there are many parts here. Besides this a thread about my story, not politics.

Well u can't go to war unless ur 18, under 18 u need parents signature. U can't drink here until ur 21 years old, legally that is.. to be served in a pub or club... 17 years old u can goto jail here too, I know I spent 6 hrs in jail only time in my life, when I was 18 I think.. never been back there, learned my lesson... I am now an upstanding citizen and all that jazz...