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If they ever ask if there is someone on board who can fly a plane , I would say I can.

If they're asking for a pilot, they have 2 empty seats. If there is a real pilot on board, I would at least get to sit up frpnt.

Much more important is that if there is a going to be a person landing the plane who isn't a pilot, that person is going to be me

If they ever ask what nationality you are while you are in flight,, as a proud American, I would look them in the eye and say "Canadian"!

Bummer. This post started as a joke. It got less funny by the minute..
My wit had suffered reverse geometrical progression.
Wit became half-wit, half-wit became quarter-wit, etc.

If they ever ask my nationality while in flight, I'll look them in the eye and say, "No habla"!