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An husband get back late from work one day to find his wife just sitting watching A cookery program on TV. She turns him and says I do your dinner when this is over.
The husbands say I do not know why you watch them cookery programs, you cooking not get any better all the years I know you and it never ready when I am.

She looks long and hard at him and says you think you would of pick the odd tip or two up by now. From all that porn you watch.