The husband's girl-friend gave him a love bite on his neck.
Worried what his wife will think of it.
He had to find an excuse.
He had an idea when he saw his big Alsatian Dog in the drive way.
When he saw his wife he said "honey, you see what the dog did to me? It jumped me and bit my neck"
The wife replied "you are very lucky, see what the dog did to my breast!!!"