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How's a man like a snow storm?

You never know when he's coming ..... how many inches you will get ...... or how long it will last !!

One night as a couple laid down in bed the husband gently taps his wife on the should and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says I'm sorry honey I'v got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.

The husband rejected turns over and tries to sleep, a few minutes later he rolls back over and taps his wife again .. this time he whispers in her ear 'do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

What does a pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist have in common?

They can both smell it but can't eat it !!!!!!

good ones ;D