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Posted On: 4 Nov, 2011 at 07:08 PM ukkenny ukkenny
6 Aug, 2011
Posts: 147

An old man was sitting on a bench in the park. A young guy walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young guy looked, the old man was staring. The young guy finally said sarcastically,"What's the fucks the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and fucked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my Son

Posted On: 4 Nov, 2011 at 07:18 PM lynnandbob lynnandbob
11 Sep, 2009
Posts: 195

Awwwk!!! Kenny That's "Pauly Wants a Cracker" Moment. What if It Had Been a COCK-a-Too ????? Price-Less!!! XO Lynn32A

PS I'll Let Someone else Can Do the "LONG JOHN Silver' Tie IN!!!

Posted On: 5 Nov, 2011 at 02:45 AM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

Hanhin....didnt you post this joke already?

I still think its the funnest joke I have ever heard.
Even if was posted twice :)

Posted On: 5 Nov, 2011 at 11:18 AM ukkenny ukkenny
6 Aug, 2011
Posts: 147

nope not me some ells might off.

Posted On: 5 Nov, 2011 at 03:56 PM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

Kenny...where did you learn to type, where i did?