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Posted On: 25 Aug, 2011 at 03:18 PM ukkenny ukkenny
6 Aug, 2011
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Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

Q. Why can't women read maps?
A. Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.