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A husband came back first time from working overseas for 2years.
He went to the bedroom n saw 2 eggs n a stack of money on the dressing table.
He ask his wife what is this for?
The wife replied, oh! this is to remind me how many times i was unfaithful to you and had sex.
The husband was happy because in 2 years his wife only was unfaithful twice
Then the husband ask what is the money for?
The wife was happy and replied, from the sale of the eggs!