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Posted On: 22 Aug, 2011 at 06:35 PM ukkenny ukkenny
6 Aug, 2011
Posts: 147

25 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women:

You can enjoy a beer all month long
Beer stains wash out
You don't have to wine and dine beer
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball
When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
Hangovers go away
A beer label comes off without a fight
Beer is never late
Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
Beer never gets a headache
After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
A beer always goes down easy
You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
You can share a beer with your friends
You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
Beer is always wet
Beer doesn't demand equality
You can have a beer in public
A beer doesn't care when you come
A frigid beer is a good beer
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony

Posted On: 23 Aug, 2011 at 01:29 PM browneyes16 browneyes16
22 May, 2010
Posts: 606

Took the words right out of my mouth marie! I take it that his cock, his beer & his hand complete the ultimate 3some. lol

Posted On: 23 Aug, 2011 at 03:37 PM ukkenny ukkenny
6 Aug, 2011
Posts: 147

Good job I do not drink beer then is it not.
You know I love your body browneyes16 so you do not have to worry about beer been more fun. If want a 3 some can we add marie in to the mix if you like ;) xxxxxxxxx

Posted On: 24 Aug, 2011 at 05:51 PM ukkenny ukkenny
6 Aug, 2011
Posts: 147

what nothing said about our 3 some sniff lol xx

Posted On: 25 Aug, 2011 at 07:13 AM browneyes16 browneyes16
22 May, 2010
Posts: 606

hmmmmmmmm kenny, think you could handle both of us, at the same time??? lol
and thank you!

Posted On: 25 Aug, 2011 at 10:12 AM ukkenny ukkenny
6 Aug, 2011
Posts: 147

Yes i think i can at that. if not what a way to go hay ;)
you are most welcome

Posted On: 27 Aug, 2011 at 08:45 AM browneyes16 browneyes16
22 May, 2010
Posts: 606

well marie, we can always up it to a 4some!

Posted On: 27 Aug, 2011 at 02:49 PM ukkenny ukkenny
6 Aug, 2011
Posts: 147

Well I was thinking of browneyes, marie and myself for the 3 some with hanginout filming it all. But I guess it only fair to let him join in as well.xx