been 2 days..no new jokes...not sure this is one   Reply to topic

Jill goes into a bar and orders a bottle of
champagne. She takes the first glass and pours it
down the back of her skirt. The bartender looks
amazed as she pours another glass and again tips
it down her skirt. Finally, the bartender says:
"Why are you pouring your drinks down your skirt?"

"Well," Jill replies, "I've just won the lottery
and this is the only asshole I'm sharing it with!"