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A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and

said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience

on Broadway, he had the right credentials.



The agent asked, "What's your name?"



The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian.





The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into

Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name." "I will NOT

change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I Will not

disrespect my grandfather by changing my name.





The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... You

will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian!

I'm telling you, that you will HAVE TO change your name or I will

not

be able to represent you.





"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said

and he left the agent's office.





FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.



Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent

is

awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter

enclosed...



Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become

an actor in Hollywood , you told me I needed to change my name.

Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused.. You

told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis

van

Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I

decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much

pride

to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would

never have made it without changing my name. So, the enclosed check

is a token of my appreciation.





Thank you for your advice.





Sincerely,





Dick van Dyke

Now that was good!!!