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Posted On: 17 Sep, 2011 at 05:26 AM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

Posted On: 21 Sep, 2011 at 06:31 PM ukkenny ukkenny
6 Aug, 2011
Posts: 147

red neck is that like a red head then pmsl :P

Posted On: 23 Sep, 2011 at 08:12 PM ukkenny ukkenny
6 Aug, 2011
Posts: 147

i know i was taking the piss a bit it was ment as a joke

Posted On: 25 Sep, 2011 at 03:10 AM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

bubba we need to talk. Joe thats baddddddddddd if you didnt get that one

Posted On: 25 Sep, 2011 at 10:54 PM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

well we can teach ya

Posted On: 29 Oct, 2011 at 09:56 PM lynnandbob lynnandbob
11 Sep, 2009
Posts: 195

Dang!! Need to git y'all a copt on English 4 Dumb Yankees etc. It's writin in Drawl & Twang and all the endin 'G's' are dropped.

Roughneck is a Guy/Gal Workin on an Oil(as in Earl) Rig

Hangin Did U Forgit the Gun Racks in the Back Winder of R Pick'em UP Trucks??

After Roundin Up all the stray Doggies (Not that Limey Parked Car Thing) I'll Put my Lariat away & Take My Bandana from 'round my RED NECK & Wipe my Brow Sum thinkin 'bout callin it a day 7 git me sum chow (Salt Pork, Camp Beans, Hard Tack or Biscuits & maybe sum Jerky).

Fast Food: Me Spittin Sum Tabaccy Chaw on a Rattlers Head from Atop my Mustang (Horse not Car). Climbin from the Saddle I'll Milk it for its Venom before Stopmpin it's Head with my Boot Heel. Skin it & cook it in a Cast Iron Skillet on an Open Fire while I Make me a Hat Band from the Skin for My Stetson & a Rattle Toy for the Baby Youngin.

I'll Look Back & see if I missed anythin'. Hangin Pour Us a Shot of RED Eye I do believe its UR Deal!

XO Texas Cowgirl Lynn32A Livin with Damn Yankees Thanks to Hoss

Posted On: 29 Oct, 2011 at 10:19 PM lynnandbob lynnandbob
11 Sep, 2009
Posts: 195

Oh Yes Heritage!! I'm a PROUD DRT Daughter of the Republic of TEXAS & So is My Baby Girl (the 4 boys R Dang Yankees). So Remember the Alamo!! Let the Lone Star Flag Fly & the Lone Star Beer Flow (Must be a BUSH joke here somewhere Ohhh I mean Busch).

PS Say Hangin! You anywhere near Abilene KS ??? I Did live in Abilene TX for a Spell. Just Follow the Chishom Trail.