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Posted On: 13 Dec, 2011 at 07:24 PM Poker4U Poker4U
15 Aug, 2010
Posts: 50

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'

'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'

The cop looked the bike over and handed
the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put
a reflector light on the back of it!'

The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,
'Yes, he sure did!'

The little girl looked up at the cop and said:

'Next year tell Santa;
The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!!

Posted On: 14 Dec, 2011 at 04:18 PM lynnandbob lynnandbob
11 Sep, 2009
Posts: 195

Well Now There You Go Poke-Her!!! Send You to School, Buy Buy You Books, Teach You to Read BUTT What Have We Gained????

PS: As For Santa I'm Just Needin Him 2 CUM Down My Chimney with a BIG BAG FULL of Tasty Treats & STUFF All My Horny Holes with His Really BIG Candy Cane!!!!

Posted On: 15 Dec, 2011 at 04:36 PM Poker4U Poker4U
15 Aug, 2010
Posts: 50

Ciao~~~~~~~~~~