Three men at a hotel conference are sat in the bar talking about women. When one turns to the others and says who invented the pussy?
The Engineer said we did, as its self lubricating and 1 size fits all.
the designer said we did, as its good looking,functional and well positioned.
neither of you two did said the council offier, as only the council would design a leisure centre and put it next too a shit heap.
shaking my head.