An inexperienced girl went to a party with some friends. As the night wore on she had several drinks. She worked up the courage to talk with a guy she liked.
Things heated up and they were all over each other.
She suddenly realized they were naked. He started to mount her when she said, "What will we call it?"
The guy yanked his pants up and disappeared.
"That worked pretty well." she thought.
Soon he was replaced by another guy.
The same thing happened and once again she said, "What will we call it?" Once again the guy was gone in an instant.
Later, a third guy reached the same point.
"What will we call it?" she said. Guy number 3 slipped on a condom and went to town. He tried many position and she kept saying, "What will we call it?" Over and over.
Finally, he had a massive orgasm. He pulled out and as he was removing the condom, she said, "What will we call it?"
He removed the condom and tied a knot in the end of it.
He looked at her and said, "We'll call him Houdini if he gets out of here."