Value of old age.   Reply to topic

Remember old folks are worth a fortune.
With silver hair,gold in their teeth
stones in their kidneys & gas in their stomachs.
I have become a little older since i spoke to you last
with many changes that have come into my life.

I am a quite frivolous old girl.
i`m seeing five gentleman each day.
as soon as i wake up WILL POWER helps me out of bed,
then i go visit LOOE, next its time for MR QUAKER
who gives me my oats, when they leave and ARTHUR RITUS
shows up and stays for the rest of the day.

He doesnt stay in one place for very long
and likes to take me from joint to joint.
after such a very busy i am ready for bed
with JOHNNY WALKER, oh yes what life i have.
thats when im not flirting with AL ZYMER.

the vicar came to vist the other day and said
at your age you should be thinking about hereafter.
I told him, oh i do all the time vicar,
no matter where i am in the lounge,in the kitchen
or upstairs in the bedroom, i ask myself..

NOW WHAT AM I HERE AFTER ??????