Two old friends were sitting in a boat on the lake fishing and sipping beer from bottles.... For hours they sat quietly fishing and drinking, fishing and drinking.
Suddenly one guy turns to his friend and said, "You know what! I've decided I'm gonna divorce my wife!!!" His friend said "Wow! That's a bit sudden. Why's that then? The other fella says ... "Well she never talks to me." His buddy turns to him and says ......
"I think you might wanna rethink that one pal.... A woman like that is hard to find!"