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Twas the joint before Christmas and all thru the house
The family was stoned and so was the mouse
I was at home; mom was in jail and I just settled down for a nice piece of tail
When up on the roof I heard such I clatter,
I sprang from my woman to see what was the matter
Through open the shutters and jumped to the grass
Tripped over a broomstick and busted my ass
Thru my bloodshot did appear a rusty old sleigh and 8 horny reign deer
He went down the chimney like a bat of hell
I knew right then the bastard had fell
In the stocking he left a joint and a beer
A big rubber dick for the family queer
I heard him say as he rode out of site
Fuck you all, its been one hell of a night!!!

I like your Christmas spirit.