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Twas the Joint before Christmas

and all thru the house

The family was stoned and so was the mouse

I was at home and mom was in jail

I'd just settled down for a nice piece of tail

When up on the roof I heard such a clatter

I sprang from my woman to see what was the matter

I threw open the shutters and jump to the grass

Tripped over a broom stick and busted my ass

Thru my blood shot eyes did appear

a rusty old slay and 8 horny reindeer

He slid down the chimmney like a bat out of hell

I knew right then the bastard had fell

He said not a word, but went right to work

In the stockings he left a joint and a beer

and a big rubber dick for the family queer

I heard him say as he drove out of sight

Fuck you all, its been one hell of a night!

Santa's JUST CUM & He Made Lil Ole IBT Me Be Naughty!!!!! XO Lynn32A

PS: Must I Wait a HOLE Nother Year Tooo Git Me a LICK & a STICK of His Really BIG 'Candy Cane' ????

LOL...Good one Winston!