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A lonely little turtle wanted to go and see a porn film at the local dirty movie cinema, but he was turned away at the box because he wasn't old enough. Depressed he waddled off and sat in the gutter to have a sob. "Whats up little tutle" asked a sympathetic passer by. " I really wanted to see a porn film " said the turtle " but they wouldn't let me in cos i'm too young". " The passer by says" I have an idea, pop your head back in your shell and i'll hide you in my trousers"
The bloke wandered into the cinema with the turtle safely down his pants, sat down and opened his fly so his little friend could see the action. A few minutes later the woman in the next seat whispered to her boyfriend " Hey the guy next to me has his trousers open" " So do I" said the boyfriend " Thats normal here" " Yeah but his dick is sticking out" " Yeah so is mine" said the boy friend with a grin." Yeah , but his keeps eating my popcorn."

Since Turtles Can't Git Off of Their Backs Do They Only Git Mountrd 'Doggie' Style??? (LMAO) XO Lynn32A

PS Just a Lil FYI I Like POPCORN!! Ohhh & I Like Snappin Turtle Soup Toooo!

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