Three girls all had boyfriends with the same name, so in order to avoid confusion, they decided to give the boys nicknames.
The first girl said: "I call my man 7-Up."
"Why do you call him that ?" asked her friends.
"Because he's seven inches long and is always up."
The second girl said: "I call my man Mountain Dew."
"Why do you call him that ?", said the other two girls.
"Because he likes to mount and do me !"
The third girl said: "I call my man Jack Daniels."
The others look at her in bewilderment and say:
"Why do you call your man that ?
Jack Daniels is a hard liquor"
"Exactly"
Lol