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Jake was dying. His wife sat at his bedside.
He looked up and said weakly:
"I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to, " his wife replied. "No," he insisted,
"I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,
her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know," she replied,
"...now just rest and let the poison do it's work."

hahaha very good