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An 85 year old man had an appointment to see his doctor for a check up. As his doctor enters the room he asks, How are you feeling?? The old man replies, Never better!! In fact six months ago I took a beautiful 20 year old as my bride and already she is pregnant with our first child. The old man smiles and says, what do you think about that doc?? The doctor looking amazed replies, well it reminds me of a story. The doctor continues, I have a friend who loves to hunt. One morning he woke up late to go hunting. In his rush to get out the door he grabbed his cane instead of his rifle by mistake. He went out to his favorite spot and as he was walking up to the edge of a lake he saw the largest beaver he had ever seen. It was only then he realized he was holding his cane instead of his rifle. Well my friend wanted to shoot that beaver in the worst way. So he pointed the cane at the beaver as if it was his rifle. Aimed and said BANG!!!! And to his surprise the beaver fell over dead. The doctor then asked the 85 year old man, What do you think of that? The old man thinks for a moment then replies, Well doc the only way that could be possible is if someone else pumped a good shot into that beaver. The doctor says EXACTLY!!!! And I've come to the same conclusion about your story.....