A horny housewife goes to the supermarket to shop for her groceries. She finally gets everything on her list then waits through the long checkout line with her full cart. As the cashier is ringing up her merchandise, she notices a studly young man putting her stuff in the bags. She pays the cashier then asks the young man to help her to her car with the groceries. As they walk out the door, the horny woman stops, leans toward the young man, smiles and says, "I have an itchy pussy."
Dumbfoundedly, the young man looks at the woman and says,
"Listen, lady.....You're going to have to point at where you're parked because I don't know anything about those Japanese cars!"