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The Cat in the Hat on aging:

I cannot see,

I cannot pee,

I cannot chew,

I cannot screw,

Oh, my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks,

My hearing stinks,

No sense of smell,

I look like hell,

My mood is bad--can you tell?

My body's drooping,

Have trouble pooping,

The Golden Years have come at last,

The Golden Years can kiss my ass!