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A Texan goes into a nite club. As he dances with a gal he asks" excuse me, but you have on blue panties dont you" She indignantly replies "Yes, but how did you know"
"I could tell by the reflection in my brand new Tony Lama boots" he answered
Later as he danced with another gal He says" Excuse me,but you have on the prettiest pink panties" In a huff she replies" Thank you, but how did you know that"
"I could tell by the reflection in my brand new Tony Lama boots" he answered
Later on while dancing with yet another little gal he says" Pardon me, but please tell me you aren't wearing any panties at all" The woman answers" No im not, but what differance does that make to you!"
"whew, I thought for a moment there was a crack in my brand new Tony Lama boots"