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A woman was out golfing one day when she sliced her ball and it went into the woods. She went into the woods to look for her ball when she found a frog stuck in a trap. The frog begged the woman to free it and in return it would grant her three wishes. The woman freed the frog,the frog then thanked the woman and said I failed to mention there is a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for your husband will get times ten. So be careful what you wish for. The woman said that's not a problem, Now for my first wish. I wish to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, you do realize that will make your husband the most handsome man in the world. Women will adore him and flock to him. The woman replied that's OK because I'll be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me. POOF She was the most beautiful woman in the world. She said GREAT!!!! Now for my second wish I want to be the richest woman in the world. The frog replies, That will make your husband the richest man in the world, ten times richer then you. The woman says that's OK what's mine is his and what's his is mine. POOF She was the richest woman in the world. The frog then asked, what would you like for your third wish??? The woman thinks, then replies I would like a mild heart attack !!


The moral of the story.........women are clever don't mess with them



ATTENTION female readers this is the end of the joke for you
stop here and continue feeling good


Male readers please scroll down and continue

















The man had a heart attack ten times milder then his wife



Moral of the story women aren't as clever as they think they are.


Let them continue thinking they are smart and just enjoy the show



PS If your woman still reading this It only goes to show that women NEVER listen

I'm just hoping they will be laughing too hard to have very good aim LOL

LMAO!!! I love you too babe

That was a good one pink!!