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Just abit of mild fun =)
1) What`s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb ?
you can unscrew a light bulb.
2) what`s the cleverest thing to come out of womans mouth ?
Einsteins cock.
3) why do women have periods ?
because they deserve them.
4) whats the best thing about a blow job ?
10 minutes silence.
5) why do women skydivers wear tampons ?
so they dont whistle on the way down.
6) what do you call useless piece of skin around a pussy ?
A woman.
7) if your lady keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what you done wrong?
made the chain too long.
8) why did the woman cross the road ?
who cares and why she out of the kitchen.
9) why are women like Hurricanes ?
they come wet & warm, when they leave take your house and car.
10)whats the difference between your wife and your job?
After 5 years the job still sucks.
11)whats difference between a pitbull dog and woman with pmt ?
lipstick
12)why cant you trust a woman ?
would you trust something that bleeds for 5 days and dont die.
13)why is a woman like a laxative?
both scare the shit out of you.
14)whats worst then a male chauvinist pig ?
a woman who wont do as she told.
15)what 3 reasons why anal is better the vaginal sex ?
its tighter,it feels good and more degrading to a woman.
16)whats difference between a pussy and a cunt ?
a pussy is a hairy animal and the cunt is who owns its.
17)what the only bad point of the 69 position ?
the view.
18)whats difference between your pay check and your dick ?
a woman will never stop blowing your pay check.
19)how do you make love to any ugly woman ?
wank in your hand and throw it at her.
20)whats the sexiest muscle in a woman ?
A dick.
21)why do woman have tits ?
so men will talk too them.
22)what are small bumps around the nipple ?
Braille for suck here.
23)why do woman pay more attention to their looks then their mind ?
because most men are stupid but few are blind.
24)how do you stop a woman giving you a blow job ?
marry her.
25)why do most men die before women ?
because they want to.
26)why did god create man first ?
he didnt want a woman looking over his shoulder criticising.
27)why do woman fakes orgasms ?
because they think men care.
28)how many men does it take too clean a toilet ?
none its a womans job.
29)why is a ugly woman like riding a scooter ?
both are fun but you wouldnt want your mates see you on either.
30)why are woman like carpets ?
if layed right 1st time you can walk over them for years.
31)why do woman rub their eyes in a morning ?
because they dont have balls to scratch.
Ladies i do have a men one somewhere lol
nothing new there Marie lmao
pretty much!
