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Posted On: 3 Dec, 2011 at 08:47 PM Poker4U Poker4U
15 Aug, 2010
Posts: 50

3 girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the
gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.

St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question."

"Which is ...?", they replied in unison.

"Have you been a good girl ?", he asked the first girl.

"Oh yes", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married and was still a virgin even after I got married."

"Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the golden key."

"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the second girl.

"Oh, quite good", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married but was not after I got married."

"Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the silver key."

"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the third girl.

"Oh no, not at all", she said. "I practically have sex with every guy I met
before and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime, anyway".

"Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl.........my room key."

Posted On: 3 Dec, 2011 at 11:32 PM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

hehehehe

Posted On: 4 Dec, 2011 at 03:48 PM Poker4U Poker4U
15 Aug, 2010
Posts: 50

Thanks folks...will try to remember a few others...

Posted On: 5 Dec, 2011 at 07:44 PM lynnandbob lynnandbob
11 Sep, 2009
Posts: 195

LMAO!!! Can We Say "Key Club"???? XO Lynn32A