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Two Hillbillies are sitting at a table in a diner drinking coffee and taking about moonshine. A lady wearing a skirt and blazer sits at a table next to the two men. As the woman eats her breakfast she starts coughing and one of the Hillbillies asks if she is alright. She shakes her head no and continues to cough. The hillbilly asks her if she can breathe and as she starts to turn blue she again shakes her head no.
The Hillbilly jumps up pulls the woman to her feet, lifts her skirt and licks her ass. The woman is so shocked that she gasps and a piece of toast flys out of her mouth and she begins to breathe normally.
The Hillbilly returns to his seat. His friend says, I heard a lot about that hind lick maneuver but I’ve never seen it done.