Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?
No dental records and all the DNA matches!
What's the difference between a Rich southern girl and a poor one?
A rich one has a Canopy above the bed, a poor one has a can-o-Pee below her bed!
What's the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl?
A northern girl says, "Yes, you can."
A southern girl says, "Y'all can!"