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Posted On: 12 Dec, 2011 at 09:53 PM Poker4U Poker4U
15 Aug, 2010
Posts: 50

Two little boys were at school and heard the word penis while they were playing on the school yard. One asked the other if he knew what a penis was. The kid said he didn't know but would ask his dad when he got home.

That evening, the little boy asked his dad, "Dad, what's a penis?" His dad said, "Son, I'll not only tell you, I'll show you". So they go into the bathroom and his dad lowers his pants and proudly says, "Son, that's a penis". "Not only is it a penis, but it's a perfect penis".

The next day at school the little boy finds his friend and they go to the bathroom together. The boy lowers his pants and says,"See that? That's a penis". "Not only is it a penis, but if it were two inches shorter, it would be a perfect penis"

Posted On: 13 Dec, 2011 at 08:42 AM lynnandbob lynnandbob
11 Sep, 2009
Posts: 195

Penis Size Again!!! Why am I thinkin of the Mel Brooks Movie 'History of the World' Were Madiline Kahn is Reviewin the Centurion Guard & Makin Her Selections (Yes, No No Yes YES!!! etc) for that Evenin's Orgy. XO Lynn32A

Posted On: 27 Jan, 2012 at 01:56 AM purrs4u purrs4u
29 May, 2011
Posts: 16

Thats funny stuff right there...LOL.