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A young journalism student was given his last assignmentbefore graduation. He was to go out to outback queensland and write a story about the farmers out there. He thought that sounded easy enough, so he jumped in his car and drove and drove and drove. After a few days he came across a farmer standing on the side of an old dusty road. He stopped indroduced himself and said, " tell me a happy story about working out here". "Alright" said the farmer. "One day my neighbours daughter got lost, so we all jumped in a ute and went to track her down. After two days we found her in the middle of nowhere and took turns shagging her all night, then brought her back the next day. I was so happy!" "I cant put that in my assignment " replied the student." Do you have another happy story?" "Yeah i suppose one day my neighbours sheep got lost, so we all got into a ute and went to find it. A few days later we found it and took turns fucking it up the ass all night, then brought it back the next day. I was so Happy!" " Bloody hell said the student I cant put that in the report either. Ok the student says lets try a different approach " how about you tell me a sad story instead?" " ok said the farmer with a frown.." One day I got Lost"