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One day while Ole and Sven were out fishing Sven pulls out a cigar. After finding he has no matches he asks Ole for a light. Ole says,Yeah sure Sven I think I have a lighter. Ole reaches in his pocket and pulls out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. Yiminy crickets!! exclaimed Sven, After lighting his cigar Sven asks, Were did ya get that monster?? Ole replies, Well Sven I got it from my genie. Sven says, Ole you got yourself a genie??? Can I see it?? Ole replies, Yeah sure Sven I keep it right here in this cigar box. Ole opens the cigar box and out pops a genie. Sven looks at the genie and says, Hello there genie I'm Sven a good friend of Ole's and I was just wondering if you'ld let me have a wish. The genie replies, I see no reason why not. What is your wish?? Sven says Yumpin Yiminy!! I wish for a million bucks!!! The genie disappears back into the cigar box leaving Sven waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly the sky darkens with a million ducks flying over head. Over the roar of a million ducks Sven yells to Ole, Yuminy crickets Ole...I said a million bucks not a million ducks!!! Ole replies, I forgot to tell ya Sven. But I think that genie is a bit hard of hearing...Do you really think I wished for a 10 inch Bic ??

OH Come on Marie..........I love that joke