Mr. Goldstein   Reply to topic

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy, asked if
there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "my penis died today, and I am very
sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his penis
hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.


"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "you shouldn't be walking down the hall like this
Please put your penis back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy,"
replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my penis died."

"Yes, you did tell me that,

but why is it hanging out of your pajamas ?"
asked Nurse Tracy. "Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."

Hey i see people like that up at my Mothers nursing home. Scares me!

Ohhh Sweetie!! I Visit the VA Hospital every week. Yes! Lotsa Limb Flags Hangin on Bent Poles. I Just Stand at Attention & Render a Snappy Salute & Tell Them "Thanks for ALL YOUR YEARS of HARD Service in the Past" XO Lynn32A

Semper Fi Marine Corp B/D 11/10

PS Remember All who Served this Veterns Day 11/11 or Armistice Day 'cause on the 11th Hour of the 11th Day of the 11th Month the GUNS Finally Fell Silent to END the WAR of All WARS.

Lol..Grant!