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Question: Do u know why the US Government created the US Coast Guard????
Answer: So the US Navy would have someone to dance with at their Parties!!!!

A Marine boards and airplane for his trip home and gets the isle seat,he sits and takes off his shoes to relax, he has two Arabs sitting next to him, one says, I sure could drink a coke, the Marine says no problem, he gets up and goes and gets the coke, while he is gone the Arab spits in one of the Marines
shoes, the Marine returns and give the coke to the Arab, the other Arab says
he would like a coke also, the Marine get up to go and get it. While gone the
Arab spits in the other shoe. The Marine returns with the coke and gives it to
the Arab. The flight is over, the Marine stands and puts on his shoes and feels
the wet spit, he looks at the two Arabs and says, "When is this hatred, the
distrust, the pissing in coke and spitting in shoes ever going to end?????"
Semper Fi
Sgt USMC
Viet Nam Veteran
1967-1971