Meanest, roughest, and toughest hooker in the Yukon   Reply to topic

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town and screamed;
"I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest hooker in the Yukon!" he said to the bartender.
"We got her!" replied the barkeep. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right."
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and also two beers. He grabbed the beer bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the second door on the right and yelled,
"I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest hooker in the Yukon!"
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said,
"You found her!"
She immediately stripped naked, turned around, bent over and grabbed her ankles.
"How do you know I want to do it in that position?" asked the miner.
"I didn't" replied the hooker,
"but I thought you might like to open those beers before we get started."

Lmfao...to funny !