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A couple have been going out for sometime and had never had sex, the woman kept saying she was a virgin and wanted it to be special when they were married. A year or so later they finally got married and she told her new husband that she felt ill. This always happened on the nights the she felt like her new husband wanted sex. After a few months while discussing this with her friends at the hairdresser. The problem, she was telling her friends is that she was not a virgin and she had told her husband she was. She asked her friends was there anyway that she could make it feel like her husband was entering a virgin for the first time. One sugestion arose and her friends explained you should use a nice crisp lettuce leaf.. The woman seemed puzzled. With the explaination that a peice of lettuce on her vagina just before entry will sound and feel like to him if she was still a virgin. With this the woman went home and prepared a lovely dinner and set the romantic scene. The night went off without a hitch. The next morning laying in bed just as the delighted husband went to the toilet came out while pointing at his penis says to his now not so virginal wife" No wonder you always feel sick you've got issues digesting your food"