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My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be up set ---- I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael , one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
That Got Me LMAO G/F!!! 'Young GUNS' with FULL Loads of AMMO in the Chamber May be 'Hair Triggers' BUTT You Just Keep Squeezin the Trigger & they'll FIRE OFF Hot Rounds of AMMO All Day & Night Blastin the Heck Out of the Targets!! Now Ole Powder & BALL Flint Locks Can Take a While to Git Aimed BUTT they usually Shot Straight & True & Never Miss the Mark BUTT then it Takes Time & Some Effort to Git them Re-LOADED for Another Turn on thr Firin Line!! XO Lynn32A
PS: Hey Sweet!! At My Age (57) I Leave the Six Shooters to You Youngin's & the LONG Rifles to the Gals that prefer One & Done. I Keep My PUMP Action Shot GUN Right Close by and at the Ready at All Times!!
You young ones? Surely you ment THE young ones.
I dont even wish I was young any more...I tryed to wish I was young...does'nt work. :p
