An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it with her all night. She kept screaming, "Fujifoo! Fugifoo!" The American thought she was screaming out in pleasure.
The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo!" One Japanese man looked at him confused and said, "No, you got the right hole."